Frases hechas
Holitas, los tíos y sus frases hechas:
Te invito al cine. = Te quiero follar, pero no sé si quieres tú y hasta la segunda copa no te voy a comer el morro.
A ver si quedamos el finde. = Paso de tu culo, pero si me aburro igual un día te llamo y follamos.
Me lo he pasado genial. = Follas de puta madre.
No molaría que nos acabáramos pillando. = Quiero ser tu follaamigo.
Te invito a una copa. = Te quiero follar y si no por lo menos que me des palique un rato.
Lo importante es que te corras tú. = Necesito que me alimentes el ego.
Vente a casa y vemos una peli. = Me pica y me he cansado de machacármela.
Moraleja: Donde esté un “oye, ¿follamos?” que se quite to´.
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